Wednesday, April 5, 2017

【2017最佳幽默小說The Best 2017 Humorous Fiction in China 】買菸 Purchasing Cigarette




(Jennifer’s warning: If you don’t get the humor, you don’t know China.)
A young man went to a shop and bought a 20 yuan cigarette pack. He gave 50 yuan to the shop owner, and the owner gave him back 40 yuan.
The young man pretended that he didn’t notice this; and went away with the money.
The shop owner shouted at this back, “You forgot your cigarette!”
一位小夥子去買菸,買了包20的。
給了老闆50,找了小夥子40。小夥子裝做不知道,裝兜裡就走了。
沒走多遠賣菸的老闆喊:
「小夥子你的菸沒拿」!
The young man was moved to tears. He took out 10 yuan and said to the shop owner: “You gave me 10 yuan more.”
The shop owner was in turn moved to tears and said, “Give me back that pack. Let me change it.”
買菸的小夥子流下了感動的淚水,拿出十塊錢給老闆:
「你多找了我十塊錢」。
賣菸的老闆也留下了感動的淚水:
「小夥子,把菸拿來,我給你換一包。」
While enjoying the changed cigarette, which truly tasted like cigarette, the young man was again so moved that he said to the shop owner, “Give me back the 50 yuan I paid you before. Let me change it.”
The shop owner was again moved in turn and said, “Give me back the change I gave you. I’ll change it too.”
抽著賣菸的老闆新換的菸,那純正的味道不禁再次感動了買菸的小夥子,說道:
「老闆,把剛才那張50的拿來我給你換一張吧」!
賣菸的老闆接過那50的也再次感動:
「小夥子,把剛才那找你的錢給我,我也給你換了」。
Upon acceptance of the changed cash note, the young was again moved. He took out a cell phone from his pocket and said,”Here, this is yours. Let me give it back to you.”
And the shop owner was again moved to tears…
接過賣菸的老闆重新找的錢,買菸的小夥子也再次感動,從口袋裡拿出一部手機:
「老闆,手機還給你吧」。
賣菸的老闆熱淚盈眶……

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