Friday, February 3, 2017

这鸡蛋真难吃-The Egg Tastes Terrible

(中文是网上抄来的,英文是我翻译的。The Chinese content was crafted by unknown internet users. The English was translated by me.)

A:这鸡蛋真难吃。
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:隔壁家的鸡蛋更难吃,你咋不说呢?
B: The egg of the neighbor tastes worse. Why don’t you complain about that?
A:这鸡蛋真难吃。
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:请拿出建设性的意见来,有本事你下个好吃的。
B: Please give us some constructive suggestions. If you are that capable, lay a good-tasting egg yourself.
A:这鸡蛋真难吃。
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:下蛋的是一只勤劳勇敢善良正直的鸡,你还有没有良心?!
B: The hen that laid this egg is a hard-working, brave, kind-hearted and righteous hen. Why are you so ungrateful?
A:这鸡蛋真难吃。
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:比以前已经进步很多了。
B: It is already much better than before.
A:这鸡蛋真难吃。
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:你这么说是什么居心什么目的?
B: What’s your purpose and agenda for saying this?
A:这鸡蛋真难吃。
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:隔壁的鸡给了你多少钱让你在这里满嘴乱喷?
B: How much money did the hen in the next door give you for you to say such nonsenses here?
A:这鸡蛋真难吃。
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:再难吃也是自己家的鸡下的蛋,凭这个就不能说难吃。
B: No matter how terrible it tastes, it is after all laid by the hen of our own family. Based just on this fact, you cannot say it tastes terrible.
A:这鸡蛋真难吃。
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:隔壁家的鸡蛋是伪蛋。
B: The egg of the neighbor is fake.
A:这鸡蛋真难吃。
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:没有老场长,你连这鸡蛋都吃不上。
B: If it is not for our respectful director, you can’t even have this.
A:这鸡蛋真难吃。
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:要对咱们家的鸡有耐心,它一定会下出更好吃的蛋。
B: Just be more patient with our hen. She will surely lay better eggs.
A:这鸡蛋真难吃。
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:隔壁家也吃过这样的鸡蛋,现在是初级阶段。
B: The neighbor once also had such kind of eggs. We are in the primary stage.
A:这鸡蛋真难吃。
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:很多家都是因为吃了隔壁的鸡蛋而导致家庭成员冲突、生活水平下降而最终解体的。
B: Many families broke up because of the conflicts between family members and the lowered living standard after they ate the eggs of the neighbor.
A:这鸡蛋真难吃。
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:其实,隔壁家的鸡蛋也一样,天下乌鸦一般黑,世上根本没有好吃的鸡蛋。
B: As a matter of fact, the eggs of the neighbor are the same. All crows in the world are black. There are no good-tasting eggs in the world at all.
A:这鸡蛋真难吃。
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:我们这么大的一个家,问题太复杂,下蛋没有你想得那么容易....
B: We are such a huge family; and things are very complicated. Laying an egg is not as simple as you have imagined...
A:这鸡蛋真难吃。
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:不要再吵了,这个家不能乱,稳定、稳定压倒一切!
B: Shut up! Our family cannot get into chaos. Stability! Stability is the first and foremost!
A:这鸡蛋真难吃。
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:我们家人肠胃不好,现阶段还不适合吃鸡蛋
B: Our digest ability is not good; and it’s not time yet for our family to eat eggs at present.
A:这鸡蛋真难吃。
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:凡事都有个过程,现在还不是吃鸡蛋的时候....
B: Everything has a process. It not time to eat eggs at present...
A:这鸡蛋真难吃。
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:讨论这个问题没有意义,有时间多去做点实事吧!
B: It’s meaningless to discuss this question. If you have time, do something tangible!
A:这鸡蛋真难吃
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:你是不是对咱们养鸡场不满?咱们养鸡场白养活你了,滚!
B: Are you feeling discontented with our hennery? Well, we’ve been feeding you in vain. Go to hell!
A:这鸡蛋真难吃
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:你叫什么名字?你是干什么的!你站在什么立场上说话?
B: What is your name? What are you doing here? On what standpoint are you talking like this?
A:这鸡蛋真难吃。
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:【该用户发言已被管理员屏蔽】
B: 【The comments of this user have been blocked by the web administrator.】
A:这鸡蛋真难吃。
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:大家小心,此人IP在国外
B: Everybody please watch out! This guy’s IP is from overseas.
A:这鸡蛋真难吃。
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:难吃的鸡蛋是极少数,绝大多数鸡蛋是好的,是优秀的,是经得起考验的!
B: Only a very small number of our eggs taste bad. The majority of them are good and outstanding; and can stand any trials!
A:这鸡蛋真难吃。
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:这是谣言,我可以负责任地说,我们的鸡蛋都是合格的健康的!
B: This is a rumor. I can say responsibly that all our eggs are qualified and healthy!
A:这鸡蛋真难吃。
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:你懂个屁,其实饲养员正在下一盘很大的棋…
B: You are an idiot. The hen keeper is actually planning and doing something magnificent.
A:这鸡蛋真难吃。
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:到目前为止,我没发现这鸡蛋难吃。专家说了,这鸡蛋难吃的可能性不大。即使出现这种情况,也是结构性难吃。
B: I haven’t found that the egg tastes terrible until now. The experts have stated that it is very unlikely for the eggs to taste bad. Even if this kind of situation does occur, it would be structurally bad-tasting.

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